Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Surely Not...

The Times has made a list of 101 uses for a woman. I'm not sure I can relate to all of them, for a start I am most likely not capable of salvaging the dinner you’ve totally messed up.

But I think I can be fairly useful for the following two:

28. Saving Hugh Grant and Colin Firth from being unemployed.
89. Covering beds in enough pillows to suffocate an entire old people’s home.


You may also want to check out their list of 101 uses for a man.

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