26. January 2007
Last week Richie decided he was scared of a shadow so leapt in the air and then landed on my foot. Estimate impact 500 kilos. There and then it felt like it was broken, but a few hours and wine glasses later the pain subsided and I was fine.
On Friday a fat woman decided to throw herself in the air in celebration of the band that was playing and then landed on my foot. Despite already having consumed two wine glasses (would have worked as pain relief) I could hardly walk when I left the place a few hours later. Today, Monday, the pain is still considerable. Estimated impact is therefore more than 500 kilos.*
Conclusion: Fat people are more dangerous than horses.
* These scientific calculations are based on the level of pain inflicted, the amount of alcohol, time of alcohol consume and duration of the pain.
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