Top Ten

2. March 2007

Ok, so maybe I was a bit harsh on us. So here it goes, proper Letterman style:

Top ten reasons to date a horsey girl

10. You don’t have to worry when she is down the yard, the few men that will be there are all
gay anyway.

9. You have the perfect reason to buy a bigger car as it will be better for pulling the horse
trailer.

8. You will never hear the words “Darling I think we should take up a hobby together!”

7. She is used to heavy lifting, shit shoveling and hard work so can be quite useful around the
garden.

6. There are always plenty of young girls in tight leather seated breeches around the stables
when you have to come along.

5. She will be more than happy for you to indulge in male activity like watching football and
scratching your bollocks as it makes her feel less guilty for being at the stables.

4. She is used to animal behavior.

3. She owns a wide variety of leather accessories like long leather boots, spurs and whips.

2. She is used to being on top.

1. No matter how bad wind you have the horse is guaranteed to out do you.

That's better. Did i forget anything?